my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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