I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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