whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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