you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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