I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
