You're completely useless in the revolution.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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