i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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