Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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