I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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