I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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