I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize
