I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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