We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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