Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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