Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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