everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You pole danced in your parka.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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