I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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