hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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