How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
What a dumb baby whore.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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