yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
