Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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