yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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