i wish there were pregnant emoticons
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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