Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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