She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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