Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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