well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
only you would photoshop your dick
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He shit in the fireplace
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