these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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