if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
