you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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