I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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