Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
God, I missed his penis.
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