Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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