he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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