i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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