3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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