i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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