I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We just shotgunned beers for America
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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