I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Randomize
