It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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