I'm lost and stupid without you.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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