Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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