I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
