Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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