Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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