your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I am one with the molecules
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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