Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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