oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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