dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i think i have two assholes
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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