talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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