I don't think brook has ever known best
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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